hyclropump:

"I love you."
“What if I got a bowl cut”

legalmexican:

he can go from Pápi to Pendejo real quick

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die